Nintendo Partner Blowcase
Added 2024-09-07 06:15:21 +0000 UTCOkay itβs Nintendo time! Weβre gonna see some Nintendo Games, right? Real games? New games? Real new games, made by Nintendo? Surely itβs not a trick to make me watch a bunch of bullshit. Spoiler: Itβs a damn trick.
Where the Hell is Donkey Kong? Where are Peach and Samus and Slippy Goddamn Toad? Not here, not today, not in the so-called Nintendo Games show. Theyβre off being fun and cool, somewhere else.
Instead weβve got a bunch of re-releases of remakes of old Yakuza games, numerous classic collections, and about a thousand dumb anime games for 12 year olds. Be still, my shitting ass.
