Ultra Post-Modernist May Push Nintendo Off the Edge
Added 2024-06-27 15:04:12 +0000 UTCMegan Fausti is the writer behind the horrible Jedi Fallen Order debacle and market failure. Yet if your hair is just the right color of artificial, it seems that failing upwards is the order of the day. According to reports we have, but cannot yet fully cooborate (thus why they're here first), it appears that Fausti is now heading over to Metroid. That's the beloved Nintendo franchise that contains one of the most famous female heroes in all of video gaming.
The reason that is a problem is because Fausti appears to have previously been on board with the idea of making Samus (the main character of Metroid) into a biological male who identifies as a woman. It's one of those unholy grails for people of this particular belief system to be able to change a hero with forty years of lore into a modern anthem. Of course, this would retcon everything in ridiculous ways, but Nintendo is in a hard spot. Every time they try to push back in Japan, they're getting beaten down by western wackos and giant institutions that want DEI and ESG scores to be as important (or more) than financial results.
This is a story we're working on, but I wanted to bring it to your attention while we're chasing leads. That's the good stuff of being here on the Patreon. We'll let you know what we find out when we find it.
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Comments
It seems so ridiculous but right in line with their thinking that they would turn one of the original and beloved female video game action stars into a man.
Reier Gotter
2024-06-27 15:07:56 +0000 UTC
