Sorry, but this is the biggest lie. How the hell could she fall asleep to this? XD I giggled all the way through it and checking all the other comments I'd say they all feel the same, so there's no way she would fall asleep. :D
Miri
2023-12-19 00:35:18 +0000 UTC
Oh my goodness ๐๐๐
Shiva
2023-10-24 20:20:47 +0000 UTC
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃlaughed my ass off
Fallon
2021-12-09 00:34:59 +0000 UTC
๐๐๐ Didn't Samuel L. Jackson write & read this book?
Stephanie Smith-Thomas
2021-10-10 06:47:08 +0000 UTC
This is adorable.
Krumpit
2021-09-23 20:21:33 +0000 UTC
XD Iโve never heard the whole thing before! This was awesome!
Starlena Scarlet
2021-09-20 17:01:27 +0000 UTC
this is the best
idunno
2021-09-16 17:47:21 +0000 UTC
Such a cute story Hank. I love your bedtime stories
Giselle Webber
2021-09-16 16:12:09 +0000 UTC
Brilliant! Loved it but yeah... Iโm not asleep ๐๐๐
Heidi
2021-09-15 22:32:49 +0000 UTC
Oh dear, I didn't know this Bedtime story before, it's so funny and it reminds me a lot of myself ... ๐ถ I have to laugh so much that I cry. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Your annoyed sighs and how you get a little grumpy. Thank you for making me laugh so much! โค
Becca
2021-09-15 20:09:08 +0000 UTC
Some days be like this ๐คช๐
Olga Yates
2021-09-15 15:13:40 +0000 UTC
Dedicated to my brother, who claims heโs โthirstyโ before bed, and then eats three heaping bowls of cereal before passing out on the couch. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ This was hilarious! โค๏ธ
Winry
2021-09-15 07:29:14 +0000 UTC
I should not have listened to this on the bus. ๐
Leslie
2021-09-15 03:54:52 +0000 UTC
I love this !!!!โคโคโค๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Denise
2021-09-15 03:14:54 +0000 UTC
I can't stop laughing๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
AlicElle
2021-09-15 03:09:48 +0000 UTC
Kudos, Mr. Miller. You *may* have slightly nudged ahead of Samuel L. Jackson for my favorite rendition of this.
Trice
2021-09-15 02:07:53 +0000 UTC
awesome
sarah
2021-09-14 23:25:30 +0000 UTC
Oh, dear Lord, this is perfect!! Down to the annoyed sighs and everything. ๐๐ Itโs not gonna make me f*cking sleep but it sure is stellar entertainment. ๐๐๐ป
Anita
2021-09-14 21:47:24 +0000 UTC
๐ I wonder how many times you had to read that through before you could say it without laughing out loud. Well done ๐
Bee
2021-09-14 21:23:17 +0000 UTC
This bedtime story was made for me. Sincerely, a night owl๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฆ
ShamelessSoul24
2021-09-14 20:11:47 +0000 UTC
That was awesome!! ๐คฃ๐๐ฅฐ
Wendy Webster
2021-09-14 19:49:31 +0000 UTC
I'm crying from laughing and my stomach hurts now. Thank you Hank, that was hilarious.
Kusymre
2021-09-14 19:35:11 +0000 UTC
Priceless! I crack up every time I hear that. More like a gift than a bedtime story because I don't think anyone will be going the fuck to sleep after listening.
Nancy
2021-09-14 19:29:32 +0000 UTC
This....so much this๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ. How tf am I supposed to sleep if I'm giggling?
Aimee Garner
2021-09-14 19:22:10 +0000 UTC
Just...yesss. ๐๐๐
Thank you, Hank! Absolutely spot on. ๐คญ๐๐งก
Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)
2021-09-14 19:18:28 +0000 UTC
I love it ๐๐ That's like me every night ๐คฃ๐