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[NEW SONG] Everything Is A Fuck You

Cover art by Wormwood ( https://martianmagazine.com/)

SoundClown link:  https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/everything-is-a-fuck-you

Special thanks to our $5 Patrons & N...

[UPDATE] August 2019

It's been a while since we had one of these.
tl;dr - lots of new music coming (and we mean lots) until then please enjoy Filler Content.

[NEW SONG] Straight Pride

We're back, and just in time for the end of Pride Month. But you know what that means?
It's time for some straight pride. Happy Straight Pride Month everybody!

Thanks to HeHe Silly Comics for our colourful cover art.

Special thanks to our $5 Patrons & New Project2 dudes (July 2019):

🤠 688as
😜 Advertisement Space...

[NEW SONG] [KYS] Pew Pew Pew

Once again, Aciou takes us on an eye-opening journey from twitch clip to shitpost to musical masterpiece. 

SoundCloud version: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/kys-pew-pew-pew

[FILLER] Filler Content 0005 - E3 Nopes & Screams

In this exciting episode of Filler Content, the Hard Men Who Work Reasonably Well WRAP UP E3 with their thoughts on the stupid and gay conferences they all regret watching.

Please enjoy listening to the witticisms of men who love soy and were ultimately disappointed with the giant corporations who are trying to sell games to the broadest a...

[FILLER] Filler Content 0004 - E3 Hopes & Dreams

In this month's episode of Filler Content, we open up our hearts and express our true feelings about what matters most: video games.

That's right, it's that wonderful time of year when multinational media conglomerates gather to show their investors that everything is going to be just fine. Our bodies are ready, our wallets are open and ou...

[FILLER] Filler Content 0003 - Dopey Coconut

It's an election special live from Parliament House!
This month the Hard Men do the soy recap with Avengers & Game of Thrones, play a new game called "Tell Me Lies/Sweet Little Lies", talk to Little Caesar himself and answer patron questions - salad, extra-terrestrials, genocide and more!

Listen on SoundCloud: 2019-05-25 13:11:43 +0000 UTC View Post

IMPORTANT UPDATE - SCHEDULE CHANGES, REWARD TIERS UPDATE & FUTURE PROJECTS

Hello All,  

You might have noticed that no new music was released this April and this is due to a couple of factors.  

We've always taken the approach to writing that it's better to take our time and produce music to the highest quality we can, rather than try to rush songs out the door to meet abritrary deadlines or cap...

[FILLER] Filler Content 0002 - The Plane Dimension

Live from three separate airports - the hard men answer Patron Questions, discuss The Dick Show Road Rage Australia and play a new game "Homo or Nomo?"

This month's filler show brought to you in part by our Big Guy Patrons (April 2019):
🤠 688as
🥩 BigBeef
⛪ Christian Frau
🎲 Dyc3
🍡Jess
💩 Kiss Me te...

[UPDATE] April 2019

Welcome back hmwhsapiens, it's good to see you again.

Here's what's happening:

Filler Content
Ok, so last month we told you there would be no public show. We apologise for lying to both you and the Lord because Filler Content is starting back from episode 0001 and is now up on YouTube for all to enjoy. ...

[FILLER] Filler Content 0001 - "Episode One"

Hello and welcome to one hour of quality filler content starring your hosts aciou, lakembra & samglaze. They say one should record six test episodes of a podcast before launching the first proper episode but that's not how we do things in HMWH, we're just going straight in. 

Today we discuss hunting exotic animals, staging a coup,...

[UPDATE] March 2019

G'day hmwhsexuals, I hope your February treated you well. You might be wondering why there's no video update this month and the answer is that we're running at full capacity here at the gay factory, production levels are at an all time high and there's little time to dedicate the man power necessary for our high quality videos.

The more ac...

[NEW SONG] [KYS] Baton Beat

Here's something a little different from our YouTube station. Please enjoy while aciou takes you through the process of crafting a catchy track, samglaze coats it in his trademark glaze of quality and lakembra also helps too probably.

If you guys like this kind of video content, let us know in the comments and we'll see if we can make it ...

[NEW SONG] Gay Pills (Instrumental)

Have you had your dose today?

We're hard at work on a whole bunch of new tracks, in the meantime here's an instrumental from your main men aciou & samglaze (lakembra helped). Sit back, turn it up and let the pills do their job. (And while the name says "instrumental", there isn't a non-instrumental version. Try not to think too much a...

[UPDATE] February 2019

The thin membrane separating this year from last has been penetrated and before us lies the soft, warm embrace of 2019. We're well and truly into it now and I personally can't wait to see what we come up with this year.

January felt a little harder to see through than the average month, due in part to the extensive work put into "Let Me I...

[NEW SONG] Let Me In M'lady

Many apologies for the quiet month from us, the 5 minute hard men working hard men. We have been sharpening our katanas and summoning the strength to ask out Veronica to the prom. I'm kidding. We don't even have proms in Australia.   

Anyway, here's this month's song. We hope you please look forward to enjoying it. 

[UPDATE] January 2019

Hello again our beloved Patrons, new and old. This is the HMWH Monthly update for January 2019.

There are a few new changes coming to the HMWH Patreon schedule, including:

- These updates, which were previously only visible by Patrons, will now be accessible to all.

- Our Discord server now has a public room open for everyone...

[YOUTUBE] Mundane Rap

We're now starting to get this youtube thing going, so if watching your music is more your thing, go subscribe right now or literally (metaphorically) kill yourself.

[NEW SONG] Makin' Hay

We're gonna close this year out by looking forward and keeping our eyes on the shekels. Special thanks to heheSilly for the beautiful cover art. You can find a heheSilly parody account here: twitter.com/heheSillyComics

The Audio only version can be found here:
2018-12-25 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

[NEW SONG] HMWH Christmas Parody Song 0001 (feat. Peach Saliva)

Merry HMWHristmas

[YOUTUBE] Enigma Me This

Our final Asterios Aid track is now on YouTube. If you haven't checked it out yet, head on over now and subscribe. We plan on really stepping up the YouTube content in 2019 so please look forward... to that.

[YOUTUBE] Last Laugh

Last Laugh is now up on YouTube. I'm certain that 5 straight minutes of Asterios laughing while watching hypnotic waveforms will have dangerous effects on ones mental health. 

[YOUTUBE] No Comment

Asterios Aid is now up on our YouTube station!
To our new patrons, if you haven't discovered our YouTube station yet, head on over, subscribe and expect much more YouTube content in the coming year.

See you next time!

[NEW SONG] HMWH: Asterios AIDS II - Last Laugh

Part two of Asterios AIDS II is here! This one is called Last Laugh.  

Not really sure why tbh, I don't see the connection, It's not the last track and it's not very funny. Anyway, we hope you enjoy it all the same. 

[NEW SONG] HMWH: Asterios AIDS II - No Comment

Welcome to the first in a trio of tracks that we had originally planned to release as part of a new Asterios Aid project.    

This track is titled No Comment. It's about how Asterios is a little bitch and didn't wanna say anything about his lawsuit but still wanted the attention of said lawsuit, painting all of our balls b...

[NEW SONG] Drill-Her

Cuckness falls across the land and the midnight hour is close at hand, so down that last shot of Soylent and hold your Switch close as the Alphas draw near.

We hope you enjoy this very special Halloween song - the latest in our "Cuck the 80's" series.

2Spooky Filler

We're gonna record a 2spooky filler episode in a few hours. If you've got spooky questions, post them here and get spooky answers. 100% spooky satisfaction guaranteed.

[NEW SONG] Yes U

Thank you, yes u, for sticking with us during our busy first month on Patreon! Please enjoy our first track for the month: 'Yes U'.

This is a remix of 'No U', a track you may have heard on Episode 100 of The Dick Show and one which featured over a hundred Dickheads giving Dick Masterson himself a hearty GFY. If you haven't had a chance to ch...

[YOUTUBE] Party For Me #3

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[YOUTUBE] Party For Me (Homo Mix)

Please clap.